About the Church of Gongwoo

We are a completely legitimate organization founded moments ago. Our mission: preserve the lore, celebrate the chaos, and ask “Why does Gong hate ketchup?”

Core Beliefs

• Launch is always ~42 minutes away.
• Gongwoo is real, especially when observed.
• Ketchup is a test; mustard is a trial.
• “Philip” is a state of mind, not a name.